Dear God,
When we get to Heaven,
can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
Love,
Rover
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
“With my eyes closed,
I would touch a familiar book and
draw its fragrance deep inside me.
This was enough to make me happy.”
– Haruki Murakami
“An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.”
– Lao Tzu
Joke of the day – The zookeeper
The zookeeper neeeded to purchase some new animals, so he started composing a letter:
“To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right. Too bad I don’t have a dictionary, thought the zookeeper.
So he started over: “To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses.” That doesn’t look right either, he thought.
Finally he go an idea: “To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose. And while you’re at it, make it two.
Joke of the day – My dog is smarter
1st dog owner: “My dog is so smart that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”
2nd dog owner: “I know.”
1st dog owner: “How do you know?”
2nd dog owner: “My dog told me.”
Joke of the day – What’s in a name?
The Beckhams named their daughter, Harper Seven.
Did it ever cross your mind that if they’d juggled
the letters she could’ve been Even Sharper?
Funny drawings by Shaye – 10
“One love, one heart . . .let’s get together and feel all right.”
– Bob Marley
Quote of the day – Maya Angelou
“If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how AMAZING you can be.”
– Maya Angelou (1928 – 2014)
Happiness is …
…a doggie pile-up.
