The zookeeper neeeded to purchase some new animals, so he started composing a letter:
“To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right. Too bad I don’t have a dictionary, thought the zookeeper.
So he started over: “To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses.” That doesn’t look right either, he thought.
Finally he go an idea: “To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose. And while you’re at it, make it two.
1st dog owner: “My dog is so smart that every morning he waits for the paper boy to come round. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”
2nd dog owner: “I know.”
1st dog owner: “How do you know?”
2nd dog owner: “My dog told me.”
The Beckhams named their daughter, Harper Seven.
Did it ever cross your mind that if they’d juggled
the letters she could’ve been Even Sharper?
“One love, one heart . . .let’s get together and feel all right.”
– Bob Marley
“If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how AMAZING you can be.”
– Maya Angelou (1928 – 2014)
…a doggie pile-up.
(Photo credit: Arthur Morris)
“Let the first act of every morning be to make the following resolve for the day:
~ I shall not fear anyone on Earth.
~ I shall fear only God.
~ I shall not bear ill will toward anyone.
~ I shall not submit to injustice from anyone.
~ I shall conquer untruth by truth. And in resisting untruth,
~ I shall put up with all suffering.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job!
“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
– Charles Baudelaire
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