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Quote of the day – Serene West

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“Laughter is a melody, a concert from the heart, a tickling by the angels, creative living art…”

– Serene West

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Joke of the day – Husband vs dog

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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Joke of the day – The Prince

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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are friendly and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive in school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”

Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.”

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Quote of the day – Jean Paul Sartre

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“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”

– Jean-Paul Sartre

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Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho

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“Close some doors today, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.”

– Paulo Coelho

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Joke of the day – Switzerland

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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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Joke of the day – Pizza Delivery

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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Quote of the day – H. Jackson Brown

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“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

– H. Jackson Brown