Outside a secondhand shop:
“We exchange everything — bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.”
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Madonna Ciccone
“I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.”
– Madonna Ciccone
Joke of the day – Rock band
I used to be in a rock band, we were called ‘Lost Dog’. You probably saw our posters.
Quote of the day – Serene West
“Laughter is a melody, a concert from the heart, a tickling by the angels, creative living art…”
– Serene West
Happiness is …
…new hairdo for 2014.
Joke of the day – Husband vs dog
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss
“Think and wonder,
wonder and think.”
Dr. Seuss
Joke of the day – The Prince
A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: “Berlin is wonderful, people are friendly and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive in school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying: “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.”
Quote of the day – Jean Paul Sartre
“We must act out passion before we can feel it.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“Close some doors today, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they lead you nowhere.”
– Paulo Coelho
