Category Archives: Good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo

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I’ve been really depressed lately. Β A friend toldΒ me

I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.

I went today, but not one person would pat me!

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Joke of the day – Black & white

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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?

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A penguin rolling down a mountain!

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Joke of the day – Toilet issue

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What did the toilet roll complain about?

“People just keep ripping me off.”

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

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Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco

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“Why don’t you wanna tacoΒ ’bout it?”

“I’m nacho friend anymore!”

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Joke of the day – Hindrance

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Two fishes swim into a glassΒ wall.

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OneΒ turns to the other and says “Dam!”

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