Claw Enforcement
(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)
Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Budge
Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”
Joke of the day – Tweeter
“Hi there,
I’m busy on the line now,
I’ll tweet you later.”
Joke of the day – Real name
Teacher : “What is your name?”
New student: “Spider-man.”
Teacher: “No, I mean your real name.”
New student: “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”
Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line
Joke of the day – Wood
Joke of the day – Facebook
Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …
You write on walls and
worship cats!
Joke of the day – Milkshake
I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer,
or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called.
Joke of the day – Pirate
Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt
Shaye: “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt. It’s wrong.”
Me: “What’s wrong with it, baby?
Shaye: “It says –
But I want a T-shirt that says –
My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 