Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
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Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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Joke of the day – Melon
What would you get if you crossed a cat with a melon?
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A cat-aloupe!
Joke of the day – Birds
Birds are getting pretty p◉◉pular at self portraits!
Joke of the day – Favorite Song
What song do cats adore?
♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Felines….nothing left but felines….♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
Joke of the day – Oblivious
Must be Monday again!
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Joke of the day – Coffeeology
1. Expresso yourself.
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2. Stay grounded.
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3. Take life one cup at a time.
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4. Better latte than never.
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5. Take time to smell the coffee.
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Joke of the day – Perfect massage
The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?
Joke of the day – Bicycle
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
Because it’s two tired!
Joke of the day – Mixed nuts
Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
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