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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

Bob: ā€œI used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.ā€
Jim: ā€œSo…how are you now?ā€
Bob: ā€œI’m good. Just feel my nose.ā€
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Joke of the day – Space

ā€œDon’t mind me.
I just need more space.ā€
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Joke of the day – Film

Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Joke of the day – Despair

ā€œHelp! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.ā€
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

ā€œLet’s make boatiful memories together.ā€
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Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

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Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
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Joke of the day – Uplift

“We’re here to lift your spirit”