βDonβt feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.β
Joke of the day – Monday drools
Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Essay
Joke of the day – Odour
What did the judge say when a skunk ran into the courtroom?
βOdour in the court! Odour!
Joke of the day – The Dogβs Prayer
βGive me this day
my daily kibbles
and forgive my messes
as I forgive those
who try to mess with me.β
Joke of the day – Who killed Goliath?
Quote of the day – Japanese proverb
“Cold tea and cold rice are bearable,
butΒ coldΒ looks andΒ coldΒ words are not.”
Joke of the day – Catch 22
βLife never scissors to amaze me”
Joke of the day – Heart wrenching
“A rare photo of Mommy wrench
feeding her young babies.
Tooltally breathtaking!”
Joke of the day – PEEr pressure
“Come on, get in line. Everyone’s doing it.”
