Joke of the day – Mail control
“My sister tried to apply for a job
in the post office but they wouldn’t letter.
They say it’s for mails only.”
Quote of the day – NBC
“A beautiful life begins with a beautiful heart.”
Joke of the day – Lolly good
βLife would suck without you.
Letβs have a lolly good time. β
Joke of the day – Snack attack
Joke of the day – Sugar glider
Quote of the day – Seneca
βIf you wished to be loved. Love.β
Joke of the day – sHelf awareness
βThat feeling youβre not necessarily sad
but you feel really emptyβ
Ox-picious & incredi-bull 2021
Thanks for tuning in
to Ox news.
What does the year of the ox really means?
For a start, forget about
thinking out of the bOX.
Just get rid of the bOX.
detOX your inbOX
which is the mind, body and soul,
stay away from people
who are tOXic,
intOXicated or obnOXious,
too much botOX is bad
even though it never raises an eyebrow,
some say you canβt live
without love
but I think OXygen is more important.
May the year of the meNtal ox
be as smooth as the fOXtrot.
Have an ox-picious and incredi-bull year, good people!
