A nurse burst into Β the doctor’s office:
Nurse : Β “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. Β What should I do?”Β
Doctor: “Quick! Β Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”
Joke of the day – Pour life
Experience comes from makingΒ pour decisions!
Feeling grape! [www.giphy.com]
Joke of the day – Craysea
Don’t let its crayseaness bother you.
Have a crabulous day!
Quote of the day – NBC
Love is not as simpleΒ
as choosing a guitar pick
We do not choose love
Love chooses us
Love is a force of nature and
all we need to know is that
some people are meant
to stayΒ in our heart
but not in our life.
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Quote of the day – Gary Oldman
You choose your friends by their character
and your socks by their color.
– Gary Oldman
Quote of the day – Oscar Wilde
βTo do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world,
the most difficult and the most intellectual.β
β Oscar Wilde
Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Poly…
Polygon – An empty parrot cage.
Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.
Joke of the day – CATsino
Quote of the day – Antoine de Saint-ExupΓ©ry
βIt is the time you have wasted for your rose
that makes your rose so important.β
β Antoine de Saint-ExupΓ©ry, The Little Prince
