What does CPA stand for?
Canβt Pass Again.
Joke of the day – CPA
What does CPA stand for?
Canβt Pass Again.
“A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.”
– William Arthur Ward
Happiness is …
…a heart-shaped ‘Meowberry’ from my garden.
Joke of the day – I love soap
I used to be addicted to soap,
but I’m clean now.
Happy Lunar New Year
According to the Chinese calendar, 2015 is the year of the Goat.
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Based on my ‘Catsrology’, the Year of the Goat simply means…
…Great
…Outstanding
…Awesome
…Terrific
“Gong Xi Fa Cai”
Happy Lunar New Year 2015!
New Math Teacher (Photo credit: http://www.funxite.com)
“Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.”
– Rumi
βBecause one believes in oneself,
one doesn’t try to convince others.
Because one is content with oneself,
one doesn’t need others’ approval.
Because one accepts oneself,
the whole world accepts him or her.β
β Lao Tzu
Will you be my Valentine? – Karl Fuchs
For months Iβve sat and held it in,
It choked inside and hurt like sin.
It made me sweat and steam and stew,
Whenever I caught sight of you.
Thank goodness Valentine’s Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.
This day Iβll say it, come rain or shine…
Will you be my Valentine?
By Karl Fuchs
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Joke of the day – Valentine gift
Howard, 18 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’
Howard thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.’
The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir, how very romantic of you.’
Howard retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’
Joke of the day – Reality
The trouble with life is there’s no
background music.
