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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œSometimes
the best therapy
is a free ride.”
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Joke of the day – Kidnap

Kid napping is not a crime.
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Joke of the day – Skate bored

β€œLet’s get meowta here!”
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Quote of the day – Alexandra Vasiliu

β€œLook at people
with the eyes
of your heart.”
– Alexandra Vasiliu
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Joke of the day – Fib

β€œNo,mom!
I’ve not seen Max
since last night.
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Joke of the day – POTcast

β€œWelcome to my POTcast.
Stay high-drated, folks!”
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Joke of the day – Slide

β€œDon’t stair!
Let me just
slide off
effortlessly!”
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Joke of the day – Dumbo

β€œFor crying out cloud…
it’s Dumbo,
the flying elephant!”
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Joke of the day – peTddler

β€œI’m a hug dealer!”