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Joke of the day – Shelf life

We recently got crushed by a pile of books,
we have only got our shelves to blame.

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Joke of the day – Feline’s Weekly

What magazine did mama cat read
when she was having afternoon tea?
Good mousekeeping!

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Joke of the day – Call you later, gator

How do you communicate with an alligator?

 Snapchat!

 

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Joke of the day – Cats got talent!

My little PiCATsso has just finished his very first painting …

and it’s quite a PAWtrait!

 

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Joke of the day – PhD

After many years of studying at a university,

I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).

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Joke of the day – Fish connection

How do you communicate with a fish?

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Drop it a line!

 

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Joke of the day – Soliloquy

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Me:  “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”

Me: “No, at least someone is listening.”

 

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Joke of the day – CoifFURe

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“Do you like my new hairstyle?”

“Hmmm… it helps to cover your face up.”

 

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Joke of the day – Frosted donut

Why did the donut visit the dentist?

To get a new filling.

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Joke of the day – OCD

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We have OCD …

Obsessive Coffee Disorder.

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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