Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Humerus

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“Bone to be wild.”
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Joke of the day – Lye

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“Homemade soap is the best. No lye.”

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Joke of the day – Specs

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“We lŐŐk SPECtacular together.”

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Joke of the day – Roast

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“Roast, Roast I love you with an aching stomach.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flavour of Malaya, I cannot wait.
Make way, oh, make way for my Eastern Roast….”
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“My almost purrfect roast for dinner tonight.  Yum!”

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Joke of the day – I’m not sharing

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“You’re cute, funny and all, but I’m still not sharing my coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Weigh to go

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“I love you just the weigh you are.”

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Joke of the day – Vet

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“What’s a vet?  I’m a dogtor.”