It sounds cheesy…
but I feel great!


My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.
Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”
Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”
Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”
Me: (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)

A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”
“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.
The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”
Remember, when you fall…
I will be there to catch you.
With love,

What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”

“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”

Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!