Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
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Joke of the day – Restless
It has to be …
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…Monday again!
Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe
What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?
A dog that barks at airplanes!
Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie
What did the Rottie say to the shoe?
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“It’s been great gnawing you!”
Joke of the day – Dough
Joke of the day – Chemistry
We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….
…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!
Joke of the day – Longest word
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
Joke of the day – I have a question
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
Joke of the day – Worst job
Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”
Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”
Joke of the day – Dressing babies
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
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