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Joke of the day – Lord’s Prayer (Kids version)
“Our Father, who does art in heaven.”
“Howard be thy name.”
“Give us this day our jelly bread.”
“Lead a snot into temptation.”
“And deliver us from eagles.”
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Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Black & white
What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A penguin rolling down a mountain!
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Drain out
Why don’t cows have money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco
Joke of the day – Ninja
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Joke of the day – Hindrance
Two fishes swim into a glass wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!”
Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
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