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Joke of the day – Fire sale
Salesman to Customer: This is actually a fire sale.
My boss said if I don’t make a sale, I’m fired.
Joke of the day – Charles Dickens
Charles Dickens walks into a bar
and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
Joke of the day – New restaurant
Have you heard about the new restaurant
called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
Joke of the day – Warm and cold
A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer.
Joke of the day – The real thing
Women wear fake eyelashes, fake hair and fake nails, yet they want a real man.
Joke of the day – Prodigious
What’s more amazing than a talking dog is a spelling bee.
Joke of the day – Opportunist
Dear Optimist & Pessimist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water,
I drank it.
~ Opportunist
Joke of the day – Turn heads
The most effective way to turn people’s heads is to go to church late.
Joke of the day – Successful salesman
Rookie: How did you become such a successful door-to-door salesman?
Salesman: It’s all because of the first five words I utter when a woman opens the door. “Miss, is your mother in?”
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