Tag Archives: funny jokes

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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: “I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: “So…how are you now?”
Bob: “I’m good. Just feel my nose.”
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Joke of the day – Space

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“Don’t mind me.
I just need more space.”
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Joke of the day – Film

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Joke of the day – Despair

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“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

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“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

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“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”
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Joke of the day – Tech support

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“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
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Joke of the day – Uplift

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“We’re here to lift your spirit”
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