Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Cheese
Why did the Greek woman stop feeding her cat cheese?
Because she was getting Feta and Feta.
Joke of the day – Eggs
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
Joke of the day – Judge & dentist
What did the judge say to the dentist?
“Do you swear to pull the tooth,
the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Joke of the day – Vet waiting room
Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!
Joke of the day – Wrong v Right
Two wrongs don’t make a right,
but two Wrights made an airplane.
Joke of the day – Cat law
Claw Enforcement
(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)
Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line
Joke of the day – Donuts
“Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”
Joke of the day – Coffee
ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!
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