“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”
Joke of the day – Mouse
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Bull
“This is bull sit”
Joke of the day – Chair
“Chair-ish every moment, my deer!”
Joke of the day – Tissue
Joke of the day – Rail life
“Live to tell the rail.”
Happy Father’s Day!
Joke of the day – Baaaket
“Hey,ewe!
What’s with the pail look?
Nuttin’!
I’m going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.”
Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
“I wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, we’ll never know.” – Harry Hill
Joke of the day – Hairlarious
Joke of the day – Y.O.R
“Yellow there!
Orange you glad
there are so many
books to be red.”
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