Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Some bunny ♡ u

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“Love is in the hare.”

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Joke of the day – Mood swings

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I don’t have mood swings.
I got the whole playground to myself.

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Joke of the day – Clogs

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“Who let the clogs out?”
Who?
Who? Who? Who?”

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Joke of the day – Allergy

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“I’m allergic to Mondays!”

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Joke of the day – Egghast

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An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Joke of the day – Let’s talk trash

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“She dumped me and I feel like trash.”

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Joke of the day – Oh snap!

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“Don’t move, or owl shoot!”

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Joke of the day – Aplomb

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“I know what I want and I’m going to get it.”
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Joke of the day – Bemused

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“I’m CORNfused!”