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Joke of the day – Restless

It has to be …

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…Monday again!

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Joke of the day – Dog and giraffe

What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?

A dog that barks at airplanes!

Giraffe

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Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie

What did the Rottie say to the shoe?

“It’s been great gnawing you!”

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Joke of the day – Rainbow

Well, what do you know…it’s a rainbow-wow!

Hi Puppy

Have a great week, everyone!

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Joke of the day – Dough

Why is money called dough?

Perfecto

Because we all knead it.

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Joke of the day – Hamburger

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Overheard my girls talking:

Sydelle: “Shaye, where do hamburgers come from?”

Shaye: “McDonalds!”

Hamburger waving hello

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Joke of the day – Chemistry

We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….

…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!

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Joke of the day – Longest word

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
Fake Smile

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Joke of the day – I have a question

During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.

Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”

Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”

Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”

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Joke of the day – Worst job

toothbrush

Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”

toilet roll

Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”