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Joke of the day – Call you later, gator

How do you communicate with an alligator?

 Snapchat!

 

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Joke of the day – PhD

After many years of studying at a university,

I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).

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Joke of the day – Fish connection

How do you communicate with a fish?

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Drop it a line!

 

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Joke of the day – OCD

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We have OCD …

Obsessive Coffee Disorder.

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[Pics from Pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Laziness

Humans call it laziness.

But we’re just highly motivated to do nothing.

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Joke of the day – Carton of eggs

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How do you entertain a carton of eggs?

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Tell them some eggcellent yolks!

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funny egg yolks

[Pics from Pinterest]
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Joke of the day – MAD

I’m really MAD (Making A Difference)

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Joke of the day – Drain out

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Why don’t cows have money?

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Because farmers milk them dry

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Joke of the day – Hindrance

Two fishes swim into a glass wall.

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One turns to the other and says “Dam!”

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