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Joke of the day – Bank Director
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?
Doctor: “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”
Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, it’s just a fear of long words.”
Joke of the day – Marshmallow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Term exam
Father: Son, what are your results in the first term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below ‘C’ level.
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