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Joke of the day -Fishy
Mrs Smeelie: “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Joke of the day – Puppy love
Girl: Honey, how could I ever leave you?
Boy: By car,
bus,
train,
or plane.
Joke of the day – Turkey lurky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Joke of the day – Ghost encounter
What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo, Sir, how do you boo!
Joke of the day -Government Philosophy
If it ain’t broken, fix it ’till it is.
Joke of the day – Super Fast Train
It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: “Sorry, Sir. We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”
Joke of the day – Octopus
How does an octopus go into battle?
Well armed!
Joke of the day – Power puff
A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. It was impossible to control.
Businesswoman: “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”
Doctor: (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)
Businesswoman: “What? Nasal drops?
Doctor: “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”
Joke of the day – Misalter
I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.
I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.
And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.
This is what she wrote:
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