Humans call it laziness.
But we’re just highly motivated to do nothing.
Tag Archives: happy monday
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?
Bookworms.
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Quote of the day – Lewis Carroll
“One of the deep secrets of life is that
all that is really worth doing is what we do for others.”
– Lewis Carroll
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Joke of the day – Coffee
ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!
Joke of the day – Meaning of life
Toddler: “What do you think the meaning of life is?”
Cat: “Well, I think it’s eating …
… and sleeping!”
Toddler: “Yup, that’s what I thought.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 