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Joke of the day – Purrfect pick up line

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Pepe Le Pew - GIFMANIA

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Quote of the day – Charles Schulz

“I have a new philosophy.

I’m only going to dread one day at a time.”

–ย Charles Schulz

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Joke of the day – Wood

Greetings from ‘Horridwood’!

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Joke of the day – Facebook

Facebook is a lot of ancient Egypt …

You write on walls and

cute boy drew on wall

worship cats!

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Quote of the day – Hands of Life

Life doesn’t have any hands,

life in our hands
Life in our handsย (www.pinterest.com)

but it can sure give usย a

slap sometimes.

sad bunny

‘Rabbit’ depression

cute kittens

CATch-22 situation ย [www.funnyasduck.net]

funny - unbearable

It’s unbearable. [www.pinterest.com]

leopard in distress

Oh no! I’ve been spotted! [www.pinterest.com]

doggie stress

It doesn’t rain, it ‘paws’ [www.reddit.com]

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Happiness is …

… hot dogs in pots.

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Joke of the day – Milkshake

I’ve been working for an Arab dairy farmer,ย 

or Milk Sheikh as he prefers to be called.ย 

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Joke of the day – Pirate

How do you make a pirate angry?

Take the “P” out of him!

 

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Taking time off …

… to get some vitamin SEA.

cat at the beach

“Time to switch off. ย See you soon, folks!”

animated-beach-image-0026

 

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Joke of the day – The Wrong T-Shirt

the wrong t-shirt

Shaye:  “Mom, I don’t like this T-shirt.  It’s  wrong.”

Me:  “What’s wrong with it, baby?

Shaye:  “It says –

But I want a T-shirt that says –

My Love for Mom and Dad and Sister

Shaye with hello kitty mask