I’m well-rounded!
Donut judge my diet!
I donut know what I’ll do without you!
I was told to glaze it!
Donut ever leave me!
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Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Collie
Hi there,
I’m a Border Collie.
Sometimes I feel sick
and melan-collie but
mostly, I’m healthy and
bright like a collie-flower!
Joke of the day – Sole searching
I feel sole tired
like my sole is all worn out.
I was out all day sole-searching.
And then I met a guy on the sidewalk
and he said
Sole, what is your problem?
I can heel you
I can save your sole
I was sole happy that
I had finally found the place
to console and restore my sole.
Joke of the day – 100% wood heel
“Wood you care to wear this high-heel?
It has heeling powers!”
Joke of the day – Bentley
“You’re one in a melon, Bentley.”
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Joke of the day – SPOOKtacular
“Hey, BOOtiful!”
“I’ll do the mane part. Just sit in the pumpkin and collect the candies.”
“Eye love you.”
“I’m a ghost guard.”
“My name is Fang. Short for Fangtastic!”
“I bat you think I’m unBOOlievable.”
Joke of the day – Seamstress
I tried to be a seamstress, but I wasn’t cut out for it.
It seamstress-ful but mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Joke of the day – Harley Davidson
♬ Harley, Harley, Harley!
Buy my rice and curry!♬
~inspired by Dr. Bombay’s Rice & Curry
Joke of the day – Deck of cards
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office.
Patient: “Doctor, I believe I’m a deck of cards!”
Doctor: “Please sit in the waiting room. I’ll be dealing with you later.”
Joke of the day – Just ignore it!
Are you trying to egg-nore me?
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