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Throw it down a one-way street!
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Joke of the day – Hat
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack.
One hat says to the other,
“You stay here, I’ll go on a head.”
Joke of the day – Fur
What fur do you get from a skunk?
As fur as possible!
“Life isn’t all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair
Joke of the day – Amaizing Grace
♫Amaizing Grace!
How sweet the corn;
That saved a rodent like me!♫
No more …
monkeying around!
There’s still a lot of work to be done in my little hut…
like exercising my paws and claws…
CATching up with my friend, Miss Fur-rocious…
meowing my heart out to suppliCATe for some leftovers…
But, I gotta be careful of this guy though…
He might just blow off our beautiful hut!
Joke of the day – Short sermon
A minister preached a very short sermon. He explained, “My dog got into my office and chewed up some of my notes.”
At the end of the service, a visitor asked, “If your dog ever has pups, please let my pastor have one of them.”
Joke of the day – Dragon
Do you feel like this Monday would dragon forever?
Relax….have some nutritious dragon fruit!
Dragon fruit aka pitaya
Slice it into half, You’ll find red flesh with black seeds inside. (Some dragon fruit comes in white flesh)
Peel off the skin.
Slice into cubes and dig in.
Joke of the day – Donut diet
Joke of the day – Parable
Teacher: “What parable in the Bible do you like best?”
Student: “The one about the guy that loafs and fishes.”
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