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Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?

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Doctor:  “I’m afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”

Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”

Doctor:  “Don’t worry,  it’s just a fear of long words.”

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Ladder

Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder.

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Thank God I was on the second step.

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[Photos from pinterest]

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Joke of the day – Marshmallow

I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.

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When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Joke of the day – Lavatory

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Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.

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Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!

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Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?

Me:  “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?

Thank goodness the car did not hit him.

Shaye:  “Oh, Mom!  The dog is playing Crossy Road.

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Joke of the day – Layoff

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

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Joke of the day – Term exam

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Father:  Son, what are your results in the first term examination?

Son:  Underwater.

Father:  What do you mean, underwater?

Son:  Below ‘C’ level.

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day -Leash on life

Life is short.  Let’s talk walk!

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Joke of the day -Sandwich chat

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

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Lettuce get together!