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Joke of the day – Creative writing

A teacher asked her students to write a sentence

using the words ‘defeat, defense and detail‘.

Little Tommy wrote: 

De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.

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Joke of the day – Donuts

Donut worry. The center of a donut is 100% fat free.”

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Joke of the day – Coffee

ONE cup of coffee a day is good for your health!

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Joke of the day – Mustache

“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.”

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Joke of the day – Army of the Lord

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Pastor:   “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

Parishioner: “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor:  “How come I don’t see you except at Easter and Christmas?”

Parishioner : “I’m in the secret service.”

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Joke of the day – Menu

Ms Penguin:  “What’s on the menu?”

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Mr Penguin:  “ME n U”

 

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Joke of the day – Guardian

BEWARE!   

FAB CAT ON DUTY

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Joke of the day – Capricious

 

I love snow.

Actually, I hate snow!

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Joke of the day – OOOO

Two mice talking:

“Did you know that the O O O O car

is actually called Audi?” 

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Joke of the day – Soul mate

I’ve found my sole mate!

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