How do Eskimos hold their homes together?
I-glue!


Dear Ameowzing humans,
Thank you for reading my blog. It’s my 3rd birthday today!
And here are 3 simple wishes for you:
Wish #1: Be more mewsical
Mewsic soothes the soul.

Wish # 2: Create more laughter
Laughter is free supplement for maintaining a healthy mind and body.
Wish # 3: Get more sleep
The bigger the dream, the more sleep you’ll need.
Purrrrfectly yours,


My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.
Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”
Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”
Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”
Me: (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)

A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”
“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.
The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”
Remember, when you fall…
I will be there to catch you.
With love,
