Tag Archives: jokes

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Joke of the day – Skunk

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Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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Of course, they’re very scent-imental!

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Joke of the day – First job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

canned orange juice

http://www.flickriver.com
orange art
http://www.indianriverselect.com

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

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The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

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Joke of the day – Yoga

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Yoga humour?  Well,  I dunno – that’s a stretch.

yoga panda

http://www.ohmygodfacts.com

yoga orang utan

http://www.roflzoo.com

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Joke of the day – Coke

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I tried sniffing coke once …

cute dog coke bottle

… but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

 

 

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Joke of the day – Suntan lotion

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Joke of the day – Wet Paint

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A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –

so he did!

 

sweet_monday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Igloo

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How do Eskimos hold their homes together?

 

 

I-glue!

 

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Joke of the day – Blunder

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Don’t cry over spilled milk…

Just lick it!

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Joke of the day – Grate

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It sounds cheesy…

but I feel great!