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Joke of the day – Face tattoo

“Hey Mom, look at my tattwo!”

Shaye's tattoo

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Joke of the day – Meaning of life

Toddler:  “What do you think the meaning of life is?”

Cat:  “Well, I think it’s eating …

… and sleeping!”

Toddler:  “Yup, that’s what I thought.”

toddler and cat

 

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Dog on a stick!

funny dog - selfie stick

Sydelle – 01/02/16

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Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”

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Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’

boy sitting on a horse

A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.

Father: “What are you doing up there?”

Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 13

My funny bald dad looks like this if he has long hair.

Funny drawings by Shaye

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Joke of the day – Feet to yards

Teacher: “How many feet are there in a yard?”

Bobby: “It depends on how many people are in the yard.”

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Joke of the day – Gift exchange

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My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

Elf with gifts

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Joke of the day – Selfie

Shaye’s a big fan of selfies and here’s one of her latest selfie project called ‘Selfeet’.

images_shaye_selfie

Happy Feet Penguin

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 07

……a colourful monster!

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