A primary one teacher gave her class a “show and tell” assignment. The assignment is to bring something to represent their religion.
Jude: “I’m Jewish and this is the Star of David.”
Mary: “I’m Catholic and this is the Crucifix.”
Tommy: “I’m Baptist and this is a casserole.”
My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.
Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”
Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”
Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”
Me: (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
Funny Bunny! 
“Parenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.”
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― Peter Krause
Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
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Overheard my girls talking:
Sydelle: “Shaye, where do hamburgers come from?”
Shaye: “McDonalds!”
We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….
…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
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