βSome things in life are too complicated to explain in any language.β
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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
“If youβre running a 26-mile marathon, remember that every mile is run one step at a time. If you are writing a book, do it one page at a time. If youβre trying to master a new language, try it one word at a time. There are 365 days in the average year. Divide any project by 365 and youβll find that no job is all that intimidating.”
– Charles Swindoll
An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service. “The lift will be down presently,” said a nearby clerk.
“The lift?”, said the American. “Oh, you mean the elevator.”
“No, I mean the lift, replied the Englishman, annoyed by the American’s arrogance.
“I think I should know what it’s called,” said the American. “After all, elevators were invented in the United States.”
“Perhaps,” retorted the Englishman. “But the language was invented here.”