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Joke of the day – Lion King

I feel like a king and
I’m not lion.
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œEmbrace messy hair!”
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Joke of the day – Lion

β€œA lion lives in the heart
of every brave cat.”
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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

β€œMom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.”

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Joke of the day – Lion

β€œI ain’t lion when
I say I love you.”
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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

“I sit in doubt
You can’t appreciate
the good apple if you
haven’t taste the bad one
You are not a lion but a liar
A tiger to be precise
bad tiger to be humble
we have to settle down
we have to sit down
I hate the feeling of
you are right
And I’m wrong.”
Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Tiger

justICE is served! I ain’t lion!”

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Joke of the day – Good SPOrT

“The only way to show that you’re a good SPOrT is to smile. Β No lion.”

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Joke of the day – Animal chat

Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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Quote of the day – Genghis Khan

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An army of donkeys led by a lion is better than

beautiful lion

an army of lions led by a donkey.

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Genghis Khan