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Tag Archives: one liners
Joke of the day – Sleepwalking nun
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic.
Joke of the day – Politicians & diapers
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”
Joke of the day – Laundromat Sign
Sign seen in a laundromat:
AUOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Joke of the day – Store sign
Sign in a Volksvagen dealership:
‘OUR STORE HAS BUGS’
Joke of the day – Loose conduct
“Loose conduct can quickly get you into tight places.”
Joke of the day – Vegetarians
“Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?”
Joke of the day – Alarm clock
An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”
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