What did the penny say to the other penny?
We make purrfect cents.
Tag Archives: short clean jokes
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
It must be Sunday!
Joke of the day – Apex
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes
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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.
Joke of the day – Bus fare
Conductor: “Full fare for the kid, he’s five.”
Mother: “How could he be five, I’ve only been married three years!”
Conductor: “Look lady, I take fares not confessions.”
Joke of the day – Duck hunter
First hunter: How do you know you hit that duck?
Second hunter: Because I shot him in the foot and in the head at the same time.
First hunter: How could you possibly hit him in the foot and head at the same time?
Second hunter: He was scratching his head.
Joke of the day – Loose conduct
“Loose conduct can quickly get you into tight places.”
Joke of the day – A healthy race
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a ‘head’ and the tomato was trying to ‘ketchup’!
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