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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Yoga
Yoga humour? ย Well, ย I dunno – that’s a stretch.
Joke of the day – Coke
I tried sniffing coke once …
… but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!
Joke of the day – Snail car
Joke of the day – Suntan lotion
Joke of the day – Wet Paint
Joke of the day – Blunder
Joke of the day – Donkey
My 4-year old found a card with a picture of Eeyore on it.
Shaye: “Look Mom! It’s a picture of Eeyore. Eeyore is a donkey.”
Me: “How do you know that Eeyore is a donkey?”
Shaye: “Eeyore is a boy but he has a girl’s bow on its tail.”
Me: (แแขเฅแซโ)
Joke of the day – Anthropophobia
A very disturbed man sought his analyst and said, “I have developed a phobia that is ruining my work. Crowds make me violently sick.”
“What’s your business?” asked the doctor.
The patient said, “I’m a pick-pocket.”
Joke of the day – I will be there
Remember, when you fall…
I will be there to catch you.
With love,
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