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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Broken chair
Joke of the day – Pit bull
“What do you get if you cross
a camera with a
pit bull?”
A snapshot!
Joke of the day – Monster Etiquette
What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”
Joke of the day – Living space
“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Sick leave
Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
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