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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – CAPtivating
Joke of the day – Hang on
Hang in there till it’s time to change!
Joke of the day – Mislead
Don’t be mislead by anyone who presses you too hard.
You don’t want to end up pointless!
Joke of the day – TOADay’s funny
Frogs are always hoppy because they eat whatever bugs them.
I toadally agree!
Joke of the day – Eggstatic
My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.
Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed
A nurse burst into the doctor’s office:
Nurse : “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Quick! Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”
Joke of the day – Poly…
Polygon – An empty parrot cage.
Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.
Joke of the day – Purrfect loaf
♪♪ I found a loaf for me
Darling just dive right in
And follow my knead
Well I found my loaf beautiful and sweet
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
‘Cause we were just yeast when we fell in loaf…♪(o´▽｀o)ﾉ
Joke of the day – Purrayer
“And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
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