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Joke of the day – HISStorical novel

🐈 A Tail of Two Kitties! 🐈‍⬛
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Joke of the day – Brain floss

Mentail health plays a
relephant role in the way
we deal with stress.
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Joke of the day – Tail of peace

“Peace is the battle worth WAGgING.”
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Joke of the day – Telltail

“Ask me no questions
and I’ll tail you no lies.”
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Joke of the day – FroZEN moment

“Live to tell the tail
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Joke of the day – Tell tail sign

“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”
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Joke of the day – Paintbrush

The tail of the amazing paintbrush!

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Joke of the day – Telltail

Tail the world, I ain’t dead!

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Joke of the day – Science lesson

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Teacher: What is a comet?

Julie: A star with a tail.

Teacher. Very good. Can you name one?

Julie: Lassie!

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Joke of the day ~ Mother-in-law’s visit

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Jim took his Saint Bernard to the vet.

“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”

The vet stepped back, “Jim, why should I do such a terrible thing?”

“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”