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Joke of the day – inTREEgued
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Joke of the day – Tight budget
Joke of the day – Palm
Quote of the day – Emily Brontë
“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.”
– Emily Brontë
Quote of the day – Bruce Lee
Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked,
while the bamboo or willow
survives by bending with the wind.
– Bruce Lee
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Joke of the day – Gravity
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
[Source: AcademicTips.org]
Pug adventure – Sydelle
An adorable pug hiding behind a magical rainbow tree.
Joke of the day – The little turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
Funny drawings by Shaye – 05
A happy tree …
Quote of the day – Abraham Lincoln
“Character is like a tree and reputation its shadow. The shadow is what we think it is and the tree is the real thing.”
― Abraham Lincoln
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 