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Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Sick leave
Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Joke of the day – Water polo
Joke of the day – Fairy tale
Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
Life in a nutshell (โขหโฟหโข)
I make mistakes…
I fall…
I rise…
I learn…
I’ve been hurt…
But I’m alive…
I’m human…
I’m not perfect…
But I’m thankful!
Joke of the day – Stubby
“I am not short. I’m delightfully compact and ridiculously cute!”
Joke of the day – Jest
The pun is mightier than the word.
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