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Overheard my girls talking:
Sydelle: “Shaye, where do hamburgers come from?”
Shaye: “McDonalds!”
Joke of the day – Hamburger
Tag Archives: very funny jokes
Joke of the day – Chemistry
We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….
…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!
Joke of the day – Longest word
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each āsā
Joke of the day – I have a question
During our computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
Boy: “I was just asking her a question.”
Teacher: “If you have a question, ask me!”
Boy: “Okay. Do you want to go out with me Friday night?”
Joke of the day – Worst job
Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”
Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”
Joke of the day – Dressing babies
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Joke of the day – Beware
Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!
Joke of the day – Home protector
Our 
is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
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