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Joke of the day – Light
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
Joke of the day – Aspiring artist
“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”
“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”
Joke of the day – Psychic
What do you call a bad psychic?
Telepathetic
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
Joke of the day – Restroom
Sign at the golf course restroom:
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don’t stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please while others are preparing to go.
10. Don’t take extra strokes.
Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.
Joke of the day – Chemistry lesson
Professor: Do you know the difference between ammonia and pneumonia?
Student: Sure. One comes in bottles and the other in chests.
Joke of the day – Foreign aid
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Joke of the day – Juggler
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
Joke of the day – Road sign
Sign along a roadside overlooking a swimming beach:
DON’T WATCH THE CURVES!
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