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Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss!

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Remembering the amazing Dr Seuss with some of his witty, wacky and fun quotes:-
“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.”
“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
“Just tell yourself, Duckie, you’re really quite lucky.”
“A person’s a person, no matter how small.”
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
“I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.”
“ I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.“
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out.”
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”
“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.”
“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
“You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”
“You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.”
“ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, ‘Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!”
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”
“You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.”
“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.”
When Shaye was a toddler, she made me read these books over and over again. And I could never skip any pages. She had memorized every page. Lol!
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Remembering Prince Philip’s best quips

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“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.” (visit to Canada in 1969)

“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” (1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?”(to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout).

“Oh, it’s you that owns that ghastly car is it? We often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.” (Talking to neighbour Elton John’s about his beloved Watford themed Aston Martin, in 2001)

‘Are you asking me if the Queen is going to die?’ (on when the Prince of Wales would succeed to the throne)

“If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she’s not interested.” (on the Princess Royal)

“I’ve just done what I think is my best. Some people think it’s all right. Some don’t. What can you do? I can’t suddenly change my whole way of doing things. I can’t change my interests and the way in which I react to things. It’s part of my style. It’s just too bad, they’ll have to lump it.” (on his reputation)

“Bits are beginning to drop off.” (Approaching his 90th birthday, 2011)

“Tolerance is the one essential ingredient … You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.”

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┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓…It’s Monday

May your coffee be STRONG and your Monday be short!

Anyone for some ameowzing coffee?

Smile if you love coffee too!

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Joke of the day – 10 things about you

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1) You are human.
2) You are reading this.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.