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Quote of the day – Isabel Allende

 

β€œThe library is inhabited by spirits that come out of the pages at night.”
― Isabel Allende
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Quote of the day – David Carr

β€œKeep typing until it turns into writing.”
-David Carr

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Joke of the day – Hippo………..phobia?

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Doctor: Β “I’m afraid you haveΒ Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.”

Patient: “Arrrggghhhh…….don’t say that word, Doc.”

Doctor: Β “Don’t worry, Β it’s just a fear of long words.”

 

 

 

 

 

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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like β€œWhat about lunch?”

– Winnie the Pooh

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Fearless β”Œ(β–€ΔΉΜ― β–€-Ν  )┐

Do animals have less fear because they live without words?

"Tiny but mighty!" http://animals.desktopnexus.com

“Tiny but mighty!”
http://animals.desktopnexus.com

"Fearless and sturdy." http://iheartdogs.com

“Fearless and sturdy.”
http://iheartdogs.com

"You may be bigger, but I'm the boss." http://thefunniestfaces.com

“You may be bigger, but I’m the boss.”
http://thefunniestfaces.com

"I like your fighting spirit, little guy." http://elitereaders.com

“I like your fighting spirit, little guy.”
http://elitereaders.com

"I goat-ta go now."

“I goat-ta go now.”

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Joke of the day – Beware

Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!

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Joke of the day – Tarzan

“What were Tarzan’s last words?”

Who greased that vine!