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Joke of the day – Woof

Need a new WOOF?
Call for free estiMATE.
Will work for food.

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Quote of the day – NBC

“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”

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Joke of the day – Work ethic

“You need great eth-tricks to work here.  
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”

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Joke of the day – Indolent

First day of work after vacation!

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Joke of the day – Electrician

“I like being an electrician but the work was shocking.”

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Joke of the day – I ♡ my job

“I love my job.  It fascinates me.  I sit and stare at it for hours.”

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Joke of the day – Ruff day

“Having a ruff day? Let me paw you a beer.”

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Quote of the day – David Mamet

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”
David Mamet

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Quote of the day – NBC

“Think less, sleep more.”

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Quote of the day – NBC

“Sometimes we need to stop and chillax!”

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Chill & relax

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